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Best

• Tons of free Naked Juice whilst waiting in the lobbies at Google


• The climate


• Free wireless everywhere you go


• The toilets at Google. Seat warmers, bidet, and, yes, even ass-dryers


• Double-doubles at In-N-Out Burger

• Drinking too much Blue Machine and getting stomach cramps


• Uncomfortable plastic red, blue, green, and yellow chairs


• Being with a bunch of geeks on Valentine's Day, instead of my wife


• That guy sitting beside me whose cologne smells like cat urine


• Being told not to take any more photos of the Googleplex

The absolute best? Leaving the left coast for the right one in just a hair over a day. I miss Natania, and haven't seen my folks in Wilmington in more than seven months.